Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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