You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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