Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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