Dual....:-)
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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