This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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