you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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