Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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