If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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