we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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