so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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