If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Drake has all the answers
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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