Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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