dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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