he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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