is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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