dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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