omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
