brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You don't make any sense
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