you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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