Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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