At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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