so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
