Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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