can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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