How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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