Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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