Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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