Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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