How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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