i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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