jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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