I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Come see our sink grown plant.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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