i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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