handjob tips. give me some.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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