if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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