She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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