He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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