i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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