We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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