these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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