What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Just puked most of my soul out..
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