Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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