Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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