too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im holly from the hills drunk
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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