We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
