i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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