He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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