i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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