I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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