Can i not drive my cunt home
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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