Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
