Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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